Expectations?

People are really cool but they confuse me so much. So I’m at a bar eating lunch and the waitress and I are making eyes at each other. Hey, she was cute! I’m not here for long and definitely not wanting a relationship right now. I’m comfortable to leave it at flirting. Flirting is fun. [...]

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Well, as long as it’s just skis

So there I was at the airport trying to understand how the computer can code my ticket as being approved and paid but unable to issue… The woman behind me starts to check in while I call my travel agency after they made the same mistake twice in less than a week.
The Delta agent tells [...]

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You can either be there for the birth or the conception

I once had a boss that said, “You can either be there for the birth or the conception, make your choice.”  It was my anniversary and I made a comment to my wife that she had put up with me for five years.  Without missing a beat she replied that I had only been home [...]

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Why we fight?

Someone once asked me if I had PTSD.  Why yes I do.  Have I sought therapy for it?  Nope.  Am I going to?  Nope.  Why?  Well let me tell you a story…
Afghanistan is a bad place.  I consider it a 5th world country, none of that 3rd world bull.  Yes, it’s that bad.  
So there [...]

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Cheaper to buy than to rent.

The first time someone tried to sell me… someone.
I was in Thailand.  It was a rough job.  I slept on the beach in a hammock for 5 weeks.  The local kids taught me how to dive in the ocean.  I spent a lot of time in the water (that I later learned had a problem [...]

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